Great Advice On How To Hate Reading Your Bible!!!

Here is some great advice on how to get nothing out of reading the Bible! Please follow these steps and you are guaranteed to waste your time and hate reading scripture!

· Always read last thing at night when are exhausted after you watched hours of TV

· Just open the Bible at random and start reading, odds are pretty good of hitting a genealogy

· Never read more that five verse at a time, because if you do you may get the idea of what is going on

· Always try and tackle the most difficult passage first, they will encourage you to give up reading more quickly

· Don’t have a plan or a system to help you read your Bible by, you might know where to start then

· Never make notes or journal about what you are learning, it may help process your thoughts

· Never share what you have read with others, because talking about it might bring the Bible into focus

· Never attend a Bible study, because the mutual encouragement of others may help the confusion to disappear

· Never bother your preacher with questions or advice, because he might waste your time and give you some help and advice

· Never work too hard, never think too much, never give to much effort, because you might have a breakthrough in scriptural understanding

· Never sacrifice time just to read the Bible you can always read it next month

· Never try and help your family read there Bible as well, you interest in their spiritual lives my cause the family to grow closer together

· Whatever you do, just don’t read your Bible daily, because it may lead you to a closer relationship with God, which will lead to a heightened awareness of personal sin, which will lead to repentance, which will lead to holiness, which the Bible say if we don’t have we will not see God (Heb 12:14)

So, please follow my advice! Just kidding, hope you got the sarcasm. I will be posting daily on how to read your Bible and hopefully we can all become joyful Christians who deeply enjoy reading and studying God’s word!

Got To Go Read My Bible, Pastor Phillip